A SYDNEY CHRISTMAS CAROL (?)
Rudolf the Rednosed Redneck, {Redneck}
had a very shiny beach {like a shopping mall}
And if you ever visit, {visit}
the Police will make it hard to reach {zero tolerance}
All of the other Rednecks, {Rednecks}
like to shout and call people names {oi you lebo!}
They never let poor 'musaf' {musaf}
join in any redneck games {like surfing}
Then one muggy December Eve, {it's hot}
Jonesey's broadcast said ... {blah, blah, blah}
"gather on the beach you lads,
we'll go and thump some heads tonight"
Then all the Rednecks loved it, {loved it}
and they ozi ozi ozi'ed with glee {yippee}
Rudolf the rednosed Redneck, {Redneck}
you'll go down in infamy! {!}
‘Message from Iraq’
